tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-162169362011-11-24T01:53:09.929-08:00Someday, Penguins will rule they world,what are they doing now?Dr. Murdock Kawfihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657200409344711618noreply@blogger.comBlogger621100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16216936.post-47253351910601437812009-06-20T21:40:00.000-07:002009-06-20T21:44:28.842-07:00

Dr. Murdock Kawfihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02657200409344711618noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16216936.post-65539478613841304462008-10-29T18:07:00.000-07:002008-10-29T18:21:34.076-07:00

Even in tough times like these, families of Penguins still huddle together to celebrate Halloween.At this time of year, the prizes don't go to the scariest or most original costumes, but to the most confusing.This year at the P.U. we will be having a costume contest. As a H.O.O.M.A.N. I am, sadly, unable to compete, but I would like to show you Mr. Flibble's costume (Pictured above) which after

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Beginning with the drop in temperature as Antarctica falls into it's icy autumn, a new sickness has swept the civilian population. It is believed that the disease known as "Tragic Penguin Mooing Syndrome" was brought in by a P.U. special forces officer from Brazil. He reports that upon going there, he was caught in the Mardi-Gra celebrations, and found himself face to face with a large cow

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Yes, after much sneaking around, I've returned to my home base in Hippyville, looking to enter another school year, where I can be close with the Janitors of America and persuade them not to join their brethren of the U.K. At the moment, I'm preparing for the Annual P.U. Hooman Worker Retreat, that will take place in some unspecified place in the Oregon coastal woods.This is the first year I've

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CLICK THE TITLE!The Penguins have chosen to include me in yet another one of their plans. Being fascinated by languages, I have long been on a quest to learn many of them. Yesterday, Flibble approached me in my secret place of hiding and informed me that as I am the P.R. department, I must learn as many languages as I can. I was thrilled. They are aiding me in my quest with a little thing called

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Yes. It's true. After over a year I have returned. I've got so much knews that I hardly know where to begin.It all started with Mr. Flibble coming up to me and informing me that I was to go on a Top-Secret mission for the P.U. The Blue Footed Boobies had struck again, and times where desperate. It fell upon me, the P.U.'s most trusted human contact, to infiltrate the Boobies' most important bases

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Disclaimer *While the writer of this article is no longer a part of soviet Russia, the view hereby expressed are not necessarily the views of the P.U. or it's employees* End Disclaimer.I've decided to learn Russian, because it is good for your soul. Though the P.U. refuses to comment on the record, off of the record, Mr. Flibble and General Huggles generally agree with me. Something about a

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Get in the mood for Valentine's Day with Penguintines! they're fun and easy to make.step 1. fold a piece of black construction paper in half.step 2. cut out the shape of half of a Penguin (strait bottom for feet, large ark for the body, little ark for the head)Step 3. cut out white for the belly, use glues tick or tape to attach in the appropriate places. On the white belly, write out your

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So I return from my holiday galavanting only to find a little pleasent Penguin surprise for me at home. HEY! that's MY FISH penguin game. The idea is that you run around with your four penguins and try to eat more fish in the ice flows that your opponent, but everytime you move, the block that you started on (with the fish in it, which is how you eat) dissapeers. You end up with a bunch of lonly

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This is the long awaited review of the new Penguin movie Happy Feet, on the Famous Dr. Kawfi Penguin Rating Scale.1 Penguin: Where is my Katana? 2 Penguins: I'm going to be sick 3 Penguins: "eh, whatever"4 Penguins: A cheary O.K. 5 Penguins: I'm putting the couch over there.Storyline:4 Penguins, The story is about a small baby Emperor Penguin named Mumble, who can't sing. As singing is an

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So, flibble and I were walking around Marie Byrd Land, looking at the endless ice and uninteresting things that were around. when he suggested that we visit his Nefew. So off we went on a perfectly ordinary Antarctic day, miserable, cold, and just plain cranky. When we reached "Killer's" house, I was shocked to discover that he was actualy an unheard of species. It seems that his mother was a

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Penguin funraisers have moved from the clothing industry to the movie business. Now every Penguin moie has 20% of it's proceeds go to the P.U. Soon I'm going to go and see the new movie Happy Feet, which seems promising. I will review it here alfter I have seen it for all of you to enjoy.The newest ishue in Penguin scociety is the ishue of female Penguins right to have abortions. Most of the

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Yes, I finaly got it. The one, the only, the long awaited Cafe Press account. (insert dramatic music here)It includes Penguin Knews merchandise to help the Penguins pay my way through collage. I'm not asking you buy anything, but please go and check it out. It also has merchandise that boasts my art and hopefully soon my short stories and poems will be there for sale in PUBLISHED FORM!!!! (

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After much fear and deliberation, the new Penguin Base is up and runnin, just as effective, just as random, and closer the capitol than ever before! We hope that from our new Location we can better influence things going on in the country, while at the same time go unnoticed in Hippyville.The Penguins have enterede me in a Penguin controlled school that is much better than the ones in Newport,

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Dunkin Doughnuts and Starbucks have long been enemies. It was a well known controversy from day one, and the coffee chain was wining. But now, Dunkin Doughnuts has challanged the worlds fast coffee superpower. They are on operation expantion and will be for an upward of 14 years! A Penguin associate, Mr. Quak, has been working out the details of this controversy for the last ten years of his

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Some veriatys of Penguins in the northermost parst of Queen Maudland, the area of anarctica where the P.U. is based, are planning to go into hibernation as a precaution for global warming.We tried to explain to them that the P.U. has the technology to render them, invurnrable to heat, but the civilians are convienced that the death of there cities is near.If you were to go to antarctica now you

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I have deleated some dead links, but I'm not sure if they dissapeered. The ones that are no longer in service are "What Penguins Do For Fun" "Teens are stupid" And "kitty go phsyco"

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I dream...You dream....We all dream of the plans of the great nuclear destructor ray that will eat us in our sleep if we are bad children.The P.U. is is under seige. In an effort to conserve thier great cause, they have been sending all thier plans for weapons and such into the dreams of loyal supports who apply in hopes that they can set up from scratch in the new Oregon base that I am working

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Horible things in Antarctica!Stock Market crashes!Flibble is Homeless!I only have 11 minutes and 5 seconds untill my library turn is up!Baisically,The P.U. and the Penguin scociety had an independant stock market, as the world leaders didn't think that civilians should know about Penguin intelligance. So, there was a run on the banks due to an interesting accident invloving Flibble and a giant

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The P.U. Base that I have been housing for the last two years is now unstable. That is to say, in a state of transition. I'm moving. I tried to explain to my parents that this should be a smooth and eficient move, to avoid disturbing the P.U's important work, as this IS the main American branch. They just didn't seem to understand,... pity. Anyway, now they are rushing around trying to find a

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Figi has begun to revolt against the Penguins in the most imaginative way imaginable! They have poisened the Figi Island Spring water with a special chemical that is leathal to Penguins, but harmless to everything else, unfortunatly, the poisen tastes like shit, and they will hopefully be taken down from the inside by a secret spy who will put a pinch on salt in the water to enhance the awfulness

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Not again. The UN has turned on us, partly because they want the power for themselves and partly because the Penguins did not promise tax breaks. Nothing is more anoying than having to buy loyalty. Thats why I'm a valued asset to the Penguin's plan, At least, that's what I was told by General Huggles. On the subject of global warming....Yes, glogal warming is a sad and unfortunate event that

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I appologize to any readers I might have for not updating lately, but I've truly been swamped. I warn all now that these long, dramatic pauses may continue throughout the next few weeks, untill school is out. Now what of this whole UN thing? you ask, hoping to get me to reviel my secrets.Well, have no fear, clouded civillian, for I will tell all. The newest tactic is named, Operation UN

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Much debate has occured over the Penguin's newest plot.... To claim Hawaii. Those for the plot say that it is a small chain of islands that the mainland ignores, It's part of America, and the more of them they have the better. And let's fdace it, It's warm and sunny.Those against mainly say that there are too many people, it's too warm, and that Penguins would be noticed. They want to claim some

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Seriously, no, I didn't pray, praying is for idiots who can't hold a proper conversation. It went like this... ( m = me, g = God )M: Hi, this is me, are you listening?G: Yes.M: Listen, not to interrupt you from all your high and mighty business, but I need some clearification.G: About what?M: Why are you asking, you're supossed to know this stuff.G: Look, I don't have time to read EVERYONE'S mind

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Many have complained, bugged, and just generally harrased me about posting here. Look, not to bust your dreamy bubles, but I actualy have a life... No, seriously, I bought it at " LIVES ARE US " not to long ago for way too much money. Just a bit of advise for all, never do that, it's not worth it.Moving on to more interesting topics, the Janitor uprising is worse than we suspected. They are

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I mean it, don't ask. No! Get off my back man! STOP IT!XD Joke, I mean, it's not April yet or anything, but I figured, Knews is slow, and I need to post somthing before my readers eat me. XP Tee Hee.

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The commonly asked question is, " are all the Penguins taking over the world, the same type f Penguin? " The answer: No. Some Penguins are what we call Purists. They believe that every animal on earth has it's place and that rulling isn't the place of the penguin, or humans would be a minority. This beleif is more generly adopted by, but not limited to, the " booby " variety of Penguins. The Blue

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Unfortunatly, The Janitor rivolt is much worse that anticipated. After all the Penguins were recued, they took a month off to regroup. Now they've come to the south pole wielding mops and lazers hidden in brooms... Luckily, I was able to " Redirect " them to the North Pole, So we have a bit to plan, but not long. The Janitor are not easily fooled.

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In January, a priest was sued for printing in his pamphlet that Jesus existed. The Man pressing charges has asked the court to prove the exsitance of Jesus and there for, God. The Penguins call this " Religous Destablazation " Thier thoery is that if people don't know what to believe, they will absorb ideas better. This was planned by the combined eforts of me, Mr. Flibble, and General Huggles.

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As to what they are, I'm not sure. Lately they have been up to some wide spread, ground breaking,trouble. A spy and worker in Italy, is pressing charges against the Roman Catholic Church for " Abuse of Popular belief," " Religios Racism," And " The impersonation of others of a false name. " All this clever talk means, the cort is being asked to prove that Jesus Christ exsistd.More on this topic

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Janitors in schools everywhere have been ploting against the Penguins. Yesterday, three Penguins were rescued from the tunnels beneath Yaquina View Elementry school in Newport, Oregon.All Penguin supporters on alert! Alert! Alert! If you go to a school, any school, start a protest of the mistreatment of Penguins. If you make the news, think of how maney other supporters you could reach. No other

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I am moving my command to Chile by boat. When they get there, i will march them up the Andies to the Galopogus. Once there, we will wait for boats to Japan. Why Japan? Who knows?

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I just got the notice, I now command an entire THIRD of the P. U. Army! ( No more gross dead people! ) I've already been introduced to the guys, and the really exciting news is that I can now give much more information on Penguin movements.

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Maney People have asked about my dear friend, Mr. Flibble, so here is his story in his own words.Q: Who were you parents?A: Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Flibble. They were middle class Penguins. My father owned a cozy nest where i grew up, and introduced me to General Huggles, who lived next door.Q:You said, they " were " your parents, what hapened to them?A: My father got eaten by a leapord seal and i

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Okay, here's the gossip for the week. General Huggles ( A verry important Penguin you'll be hearing more about as time goes by ) was married to an increadably sexy Penguin named Ophelia. ( When I say " sexy " I'm quoting Mr. Flibble, they all the same to me. )

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Now, about the meeting mentioned in the last post,.... By popular demand, I've been put in command of a large portion of the army of undead. It's not as much fun as you'd think. Most of the soldiers can only learn two or three words, ans already know them. Thier vocabulary consists of, " Brains! , " Kill! ", and " Blood! " As you can imagine, this makes it hard to comunacate. Luckily, Mr. flibble

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I discovered that a great number of people suposedly dead have just retired into Penguin scociety. I was down in antarctica for a P. U. meeting when Mr. Flibble offered to show me around. He took me to a disterict reserved for retired human spys and workers. The houses were HUGE! I met ans talked to trhe following people.Albert Einstien - Talk about getting on in the years. he is a close friend

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I was doing my math homework one night when I got stuck, so I asked Mr. Flibble for help. When he could't get the algebra to wrap around my thick skull, he told me about a secret form of penguin mathmatics called circular math. The baisic law of circular math is this, " You always end with whatever you started with." The most baisic equation is (A + B ) - ( C + D ) = A. This was the

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Flibbles and I are all decked out for the holidays. My present to all my readers is a Penguin! See!

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About the new link ( Other News ) It goes to singlenesia.com, a place with whaky news that may or may not have anything to do with Penguin activity. That's for you to decide.

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Mr. Flibbles has been verry busy lately, but has informed me that he has FINALY gotten around to getting an E - Mail adress. ( I've been onto him about that for ages. ) Questions can now be sent strait to Flibbles at flipityfun@yahoo.com. Don't expect too much of an ansewr though, he doesn't take to strangers.

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Of late, the Penguins have started the " Doors to Nowhere " campainge. Many laws created recently have been invoked to protect the idiots whom nateral selection would have otherwise killed off.Now, the Penguins don't like odiots; so they have decided to help nature in it's course by putting snow doors in as many buildings as they can. if people fall out, they propably wern't usefull anyway.

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Chainy entered the oval office, tired and harried." Mr. President? " Bush looked up from his Dr. Suess book and nodded, setting it aside. " The Penguins have entered the Iraqi war, we can't hold them back. " Chainy watched as bush stood, wearing a flowery bathrobe and matching slippers. He walked to a blank wall and tapped it, opening a seceret compartment. A large,

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I have just recevied word of a secret bridge from antarctica to the moon. It was compleated on April 27, 2005. It is covered and has a beuatifull oxygen system. The effect? It allows the penguins to make extra terrestrial contacts and escape if earth is destroyed; but is also has a scientific benefit. The moon is no longer leaving us; no, our silvery rabbit is held fast by a magical Penguin

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Here is the thing, Penguin takover is not a recent thing, it's been hapening slowly for a while. ( I'm not positive just how long, but it reaches back to at least Shakespear's time. ) Would you have guessed that the famous JFK was a Penguin spy? ( If you're sitting there in shock, don't worry, I had the same reaction when Flibble told me ) Anyway, the point of this is to tell the truth about the

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In portland, a crazed supporter attacked a traffic survailence camera in hopes of desroying evidence of Penguin activity. He then drove off, and dumped the remains off a cliff. He obviously didn't realize that the information is not stored in the camera and was later arrested for defacing police property and speeding. Talk about stupid.

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Yesterday, the Penguins met up with the K. K. K., an outpost of the illuminati. After and hour of harsh struggle, more illuminati officials turned up to rescue thier outpost before it was destroyed. With this new compitition in the world's domination, the Penguins must really "buckle down." All suporters contact your nearest Penguin base for info on how you can help.

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Now days, countrys own pieces of the south pole. There is only one unclaimed chunk, and that is where the Penguins operate from. Now of corse, thier first and most important step in World Domination is proclaim themselves a country. They are having rather alot of trouble, as the leaders of other countrys tend to be racest when it comes to penguins. If you are in any position of influence of power

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Researchers have discovered that The actual Burmuda Triangle stretches most of thhe way across the Atlantic Ocean. The tip is Burmuda, One side the ancient site of Trodan, and the Third the site of the sinking of the great Trade Ship of Itally.

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Or rather, world domination in MY home town of Newport Oregon. Some poor bloke betrayed the Penguins today. This is what happened to him.He called the police to report that his marijuana had been stolen. The police turned up and he decided it would be a good idea to show them where it had been stolen from. It was still there.He was arrested for drug use.Now the real story is, the Penguins stole

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If you are a loyal Penguin suporter, and want to help world domination, click on the link to the right that says " Watch Me Eat You Brain" Donations to the army of undead are always happily accepted!

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Penguin Knews will have limited posting due to extreme amounts of penguin undercover work, schoolwork, and the like. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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The newest plan in penguin activity is the plan to control the new President. They need several pieces of string long enough to reach from their base in Antarctica, to the White house. They will get the now deceased Nixon back in office, ( I say, he'd make a wonderful President now that he's dead ) and control his every move. Re animating him would be plan B. They may be intelligent, but they are

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Every non-penguin personell has a Penguin spokes person, partner, or whatever you want to call it. This is so that all non-penguin personel can be monitered so they penguins know that they are loyal.My Penguin is Mr.Fibbles. He will eat you because that is what he does.I you are a Penguin supporter who wants a Penguin of thier own, That is being worked on. Please E-Mail me at penguinknews@

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The hurricane Kitrina may have been the fault of the Penguins and thier power, but it has come to my knowladge that they too, have sent aid.The President turned down over 1400 lb's of food, madical supplies, and three rescue partys consisting of 20 helicopters each. Alert Penguin suporters! give aid to Kitrina victims.(You should be doing this anyway, and if you havn't yet, I'm going to call you

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I am the PR operative. The entire PR staff to be exact.And The Penguins are not angery with me because,1. They have a good enough plan that even if the wrong people find out they can do nothing to stop them.2. We can alert Penguin supporters everywhere and tell them how they can help.3. Even if they were angery with me, they can't kill me, I'm too valuable.I am loyal, and I always will be.

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They are all fronts or spys or somehow related to Penguin Domination.Nuts To Youhttp://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/242067Magic CowKitty on the MoveI hope you Enjoy.

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One of the latest ishues at home for the penguins is the "Gay Assosiation of Yetis" Which recently obtained a "Penguin Auxillary" now titled "GAP." The GAP has been working on a campainge that will alow them equal rights when the war is won, but the work is uphill. Not only are they reciving prejudice from thier own kind,but from the human race as well.( For more info click on "Gay Penguins Have

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The hurricane was the result of penguin officails and the President Bush getting in an argument. The hurricane was a warning, a mere sample or thier emense power. America is now thier target, and they hope to have a large influence on the Iraq war. Be carefull, these animals are triky and sly, if you try to stop them, they will get you, brain wash you, and make you one of thier army of the undead.

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The Penguins feel that they are being suspected by the ordinary people, so they are establishing a front, spreading far and wide that it is really the soy beans who are using them, not the other way around. The Soy Beans "plan" is to make human kind completely dependent on them, then make their move."What is their move?" you ask. Well, once we are completely dependent upon them, the estrogen they

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About a week ago, I heard a small knock on my door. When I opened it, there stood a penguin, sorry, Penguin. He waddled in and sat down, asking for some coffee. In my state of shock, I got it for him."Now," he told me,"I will be taking control of your home and using it as a Penguin Military Base.Resistance is futile."I was overwhelmed with joy,having always suspected and supported penguins in

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